Tag Archives: sex

Monkey Beach Sex

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This looks like some Brazilian cartoon. Pretty funny. Why is the monkey having sex with the sand sculpture? Because monkeys hump everything.

“Accidental” Monkey Sex

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A guy throws a banana peel at some monkeys. The little one gets raped in the process of trying to get the banana peel. Awkward.

Annoying Pest

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Man that guys annoying. A little privacy!

A Gorilla Affair

From ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Company):

Zookeepers in the northern city of Basel were shocked to discover that Kisoro, a 17-year-old gorilla, is not the father of little Chelewa, instead it is Viatu, another male who is just nine years old.

Kisoro must be pissed.

Baboon Lovin’

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Two baboons making monkey porn.

Monkey Love

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Watchin’ the fur fly

Monkey Love

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Two monkeys go at it.

Macaques Waste Nothing

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Even I am speechless.

Three’s A Crowd

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When it comes to monkeys having sex in the trees, spectators welcome, but three’s a crowd.
Not sure who added the audio to this one, a little profane though, since as well all know monkeys [...]

Gibraltar Monkeys To Be Culled

The monkeys of Gibraltar won’t stop having sex.

The colony has attempted to control the monkey population over the past six years by using birth control, but the process has been ineffective and taken too much time.

About 25 will be sedated and euthanized.
I think they need to train them to use some monkey condoms [...]