Tag Archives: sex

PSA: This Person Needs Help

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This person needs help.
It’s ok to like watching monkeys at the zoo.
It’s ok to find watching videos of monkeys having sex funny.
It’s not ok to want to participate in monkey sex acts.

Quick Love

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It wouldn’t be a complete week without a video of monkeys doing what they do best: having sex. Here are some speed daemons from Bali

Gorilla Match

Zookeepers in India are desperately trying to find a mate for the only Gorilla in the country. Polo 6ft 35yo male seeking F for good times.
Seriously, this gorilla’s got some blue balls. As we’ve seen on this site, monkeys are always having sex. This guy’s having none. If you [...]

About Those Bonobos

Bonobos are long known as the sex addicts of the animal kingdom. To them having sex is like shaking hands is to a politician. They shake every hand they can reach… if you know what I mean. Here’s an interesting study about the other side of these sex machines:

As hippies had Altamont, [...]

Mandrill Monkey’s Having Sex

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Monkeys at the Oregon Zoo doing what they do best: having sex.

Monkey Beach Sex

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This looks like some Brazilian cartoon. Pretty funny. Why is the monkey having sex with the sand sculpture? Because monkeys hump everything.

“Accidental” Monkey Sex

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A guy throws a banana peel at some monkeys. The little one gets raped in the process of trying to get the banana peel. Awkward.

Annoying Pest

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Man that guys annoying. A little privacy!

A Gorilla Affair

From ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Company):

Zookeepers in the northern city of Basel were shocked to discover that Kisoro, a 17-year-old gorilla, is not the father of little Chelewa, instead it is Viatu, another male who is just nine years old.

Kisoro must be pissed.

Baboon Lovin’

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Two baboons making monkey porn.