This person needs help.

It’s ok to like watching monkeys at the zoo.

It’s ok to find watching videos of monkeys having sex funny.

It’s not ok to want to participate in monkey sex acts.

You can’t make this stuff up. A company makes a Monkey USB Hands Warmer. That’s right. It plugs into your computers, it’s shaped like a monkey, and it keeps your hands warm. All for $21.00.

This guy made a friend while on the beach. That must be a nice vacation.

This is Tana, a Black & White Colobus monkey and her baby, which as we now know gets darker as it ages. Based on the coat it looks like it’s a newborn.

Thanks Judy for sending in all these Colobus monkey videos. That concludes baby week.

Here are the Colobus babies at 3 months old playing around. They are starting to look pretty dark at this point.

Thanks Judy.

The Colobus babies at two months of age. Compared to the previous videos you can see the fur color changing.

Thanks Judy

Here are two baby Black & White Colobus monkeys at 3 and 6 weeks old.

Watch as the baby plays with his Mother’s fur.

Thanks Judy.

The military monkey handler creed:

This is my monkey. There are many like it but this one is mine. My monkey is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my monkey is useless. Without my monkey, I am useless.

Check out The Big Picture Blog for a large version of this picture, and the rest of the Afghanistan’s Korengal Valley set.

Day two of baby week. Here’s what looks like the same baby B&W Colobus Monkey at the Central Park Zoo.

Hat tip to Judy.