Where can I get a pet monkey?
Why would you want a pet monkey? Go to the zoo, subscribe to the rss feed of this blog and see monkeys all you want. Monkeys don’t like living in homes with humans. They prefer to spend their days having fun, sleeping, eating, and making hot monkey love. Humans prefer to work, argue, start wars, read books recommended by Oprah and gossip about people who scratch their butts when they have an itch . I don’t want to get into the politics on who has a better take on live.
Why is there a monkey blog?
Because there’s a blog for pretty much anything, but the most awesome content in the world. Face it, the most popular part of the zoo is normally the monkey enclosure. Why? Because they are awesome. Nobody goes to see dogs, or cats. Even Lions and Tigers don’t generate nearly as much buzz. Why? Because monkeys are awesome. So why shouldn’t they get a blog?
Are you a monkey?
Most of my DNA is that of a monkey. We’ll leave it at that. I’d venture yours is too, but you’ll likely deny it and claim to be a “superior” being.
Do monkeys like wearing diapers?
Why don’t you ask a toddler what he or she thinks about diapers. Or better yet, try it yourself. I bet once you soil yourself once, while riding a bike, you’ll decide diapers aren’t for you.
Can you help me get a Monkey for a birthday party, office party, wedding, funeral, Tuesday?
No. Monkeys don’t like to make apparences during your boring events. Monkeys like the simple things in life. A good meal,a nap, monkey love, and plenty of time in the trees. Monkeys also like to eat lice off of each other. Want me to force you to do that for several hours for their amusement and hygiene? Ok, didn’t think so. Lets just let everyone do what they enjoy.
Do monkeys really fling poo at you?
Anyone who asks this question makes me want to fling poo at them.
Can I send you a Monkey Photo/Video/Link?
Go ahead, visit the submission page and send it along. We love sharing good stuff about monkeys.
Can I link to this site? It’s (awesome/silly/ridiculous)
Go for it!. There’s even a button you can use to show your Monkeyology Pride:
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I want the latest in monkeyology research
Awesome. You can subscribe to the rss feed or subscribe by email to the mailing list. You’ll receive an email every time a new post is made.