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Monkey USB Hands Warmer

Chief Monkeyologist — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:18:55 +0000

You can’t make this stuff up. A company makes a Monkey USB Hands Warmer. That’s right. It plugs into your computers, it’s shaped like a monkey, and it keeps your hands warm. All for $21.00.

Worst Hair Day Ever Involved A Monkey

Chief Monkeyologist — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:31:03 +0000

For a change of pace, here’s a longer read. From the story:

How long have you and I known each other? Well, by my calculations, we go back quite some time. This can mean only one thing: It’s time for the monkey story.

How can you go wrong with something that starts like that? Read More.

Junior The Monkey

Chief Monkeyologist — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:48:03 +0000

Here’s a great blog post about Junior the monkey:

He decided to put the monkey to work at his gas station. He had my grandmother make the monkey a little set of coveralls, and put the Philips 66 logo on it. The little uniform was just like my grandfather’s, only smaller. He named the monkey Junior, monogrammed the name on the little uniform, and took Junior to work.

Great photo. There’s a much bigger/better one on that site too. Go check it out.

I wonder if there’s ever been a line of monkey clothing. Those look good enough to qualify.

Monkey Food

Chief Monkeyologist — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:34:07 +0000

Most monkeys prefer fresh foods, and healthy ones like Bananas fresh from the tree, and small insects like ants which are very nutritious. Stupid monkeys like humans eat cheeseburgers out of a can.

And one claims to be more “evolved”. It’s 100% true that one is, but it’s not the one that talks about it all the time.

YouTube Internal Server Error

Chief Monkeyologist — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:38:23 +0000

Ever see a 500 Error on YouTube? Well if you encounter one, they aknowledge they use a monkey labor force.