November 18, 2008 – 9:18 pm
You can’t make this stuff up. A company makes a Monkey USB Hands Warmer. That’s right. It plugs into your computers, it’s shaped like a monkey, and it keeps your hands warm. All for $21.00.
For a change of pace, here’s a longer read. From the story:
How long have you and I known each other? Well, by my calculations, we go back quite some time. This can mean only one thing: It’s time for the monkey story.
How can you go wrong with something that starts like that? Read [...]
Here’s a great blog post about Junior the monkey:
He decided to put the monkey to work at his gas station. He had my grandmother make the monkey a little set of coveralls, and put the Philips 66 logo on it. The little uniform was just like my grandfather’s, only smaller. He named the monkey Junior, [...]
January 31, 2008 – 10:34 pm
Most monkeys prefer fresh foods, and healthy ones like Bananas fresh from the tree, and small insects like ants which are very nutritious. Stupid monkeys like humans eat cheeseburgers out of a can.
And one claims to be more “evolved”. It’s 100% true that one is, but it’s not the one that talks about [...]
December 11, 2007 – 10:38 pm
Ever see a 500 Error on YouTube? Well if you encounter one, they aknowledge they use a monkey labor force.
