Monthly Archives: December 2008

Caption Contest

There is a caption contest over at Gizmodo for an awesome monkey picture. Go caption it!

Baby Gorilla Born At SF Zoo

The SF Zoo has a new Baby Gorilla. For now it’s being cared for by staff, they hope to put him back with his mother soon.

Jacqueline Jencek, chief of veterinary services at the zoo said that Monifa’s actions demonstrated that she was not ready for motherhood and that staff had to step in to [...]

Woman Smuggled Monkey Into Country

A woman sedated young rhesus monkey and hid it under her clothing pretending to be pregnant going through customs.
What ever happened to the famous words on the plaque on the base of the Statue Of Liberty? An excerpt from The New Colossus?

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe [...]

Snow Monkeys Celebrate The Holidays

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Via Judy, here’s a video of snow monkeys at the central park zoo celebrating the holidays with some treats. According to Judy, treats included oranges, apples and Cheerios.
Presumably afterwards they went for a [...]

Gibbon Brown Paper Bagging It

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Here’s a Gibbon brown paper bagging it on the lawn at the Philadelphia Zoo Primate Reserve.
Hat tip to Merry for the submission.

Funny Monkey’s

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Here’s a slideshow of various monkey pictures, rather amusing ones. Monkeys can be very funny.

Dave Chappelle On Monkey Sex

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The ever so great Dave Chappelle on having sex with monkeys. He’s of the opinion you either have sex with a monkey, or people, never both.

Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance

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This I believe is from Japan. I’ve got so many questions I don’t know where to start.

Monkey Can Has Cat Sex?

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If you happen to have a monkey and a cat, keep them apart.
The other one is clearly serving as a lookout… this is sick.

Monkey Unscrews Water Bottle

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This monkey in Mexico learned how to unscrew a water bottle. I wonder how he figured it out. Did someone teach the monkey? Or did he figure it out on his [...]