The monkeys of Gibraltar won’t stop having sex.
The colony has attempted to control the monkey population over the past six years by using birth control, but the process has been ineffective and taken too much time.
About 25 will be sedated and euthanized.
I think they need to train them to use some monkey condoms [...]
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Some gorilla’s getting it on.
From the Ipswich Chronicle:
Ipswich - The Ipswich YMCA 4th Annual “Chase the Gorilla Down Argilla” 5k road race will take place Saturday, April 19, at 9 a.m. The now famous “Argy” the Gorilla will once again lead the pack as runners embark on a new course this year, starting and finishing at the Ipswich YMCA.
Yes, [...]
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Prejudice is a reality in this world, especially for monkeys. Here’s a woman attempting to overcome her prejudice of monkeys. A noble attempt, but not really successful.
Looks like Animal Planet is adding another Monkey show to their line up (they already have “Orangutan Island” and “Escape to Chimp Eden“. This will be the third assuming the others are still in the line up:
Of the fully-distributed Discovery nets, Animal Planet boasts the single most compelling new series––that is, if the title [...]
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Who doesn’t want a monkey? It’s what every kid dreams of.
From the Orlando Sentinel:
That’s not a monkey; that’s my kid.
Here’s a nice story about an Orlando lady and her monkey child Jessica Marie, a 5-pound capuchin monkey. Some great video there too.
Here’s an interesting statistic:
Although illegal as pets in 20 states, the majority of the estimated 15,000 privately owned primates live in [...]
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Always a fan of the monkey arts. Not bad. Can’t wait to see it with sound.
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Rock on Monkey Cowboy!
The Harvard Lampoon parody of National Geographic… with a gorilla on the cover. How else would it work?
One should note Paris Hilton has a long history with primates. The NY Post reported about her birthday party in 2007:
After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with [...]
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