The Harvard Lampoon parody of National Geographic… with a gorilla on the cover. How else would it work?
One should note Paris Hilton has a long history with primates. The NY Post reported about her birthday party in 2007:
After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.
It’s also said she had a pet monkey at one point, though apparently she doesn’t know her primates to well as it was a Kinkajou.

