Monthly Archives: January 2008

Monkey Food

Most monkeys prefer fresh foods, and healthy ones like Bananas fresh from the tree, and small insects like ants which are very nutritious. Stupid monkeys like humans eat cheeseburgers out of a can.
And one claims to be more “evolved”. It’s 100% true that one is, but it’s not the one that talks about [...]

Cadbury Gorilla Advertisement Spoof

The Cadbury Gorilla is famous. So famous there’s even spoofs and imitations. Check out what this impostor monkey did:

Monkey Pictures

Friendly Bali monkey
That was delicious
Even monkeys get foot in mouth syndrome
Monkey relaxing
OMFG!

Monkey Goes Deer Riding

Santa isn’t the only one who likes to use deer to get around. Monkeys use them too.

Monkey Pictures

Baby eats healthy and Baby crawling
Gettin’ my bronze on
Indiana Jones at what?
Making friends
mmm… banana

Monkey Pictures

Wazzzzzzzz up
Monkey on the steps
I see you up there
Don’t move!
Puzzled Monkey

Baby White-Handed Gibbon

Penelope, a baby White-Handed Gibbon was born on December 9, 2007 via emergency caesarian section and is currently being raised by a Zookeeper.
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Picture 5 (smile!)

Monkey Porn At The Zoo

Since it’s so popular, here’s a monkey enjoying his own company:

Monkey Pictures

I need my lips waxed
Monkey bath
OMG!
One for you, four for me
Baby Orangutan

Monkeybot

The New York Times reports:

On Thursday, the 12-pound, 32-inch monkey made a 200-pound, 5-foot humanoid robot walk on a treadmill using only her brain activity.
She was in North Carolina, and the robot was in Japan.
It was the first time that brain signals had been used to make a robot walk, said Dr. Miguel A. L. [...]